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“If your flatmate punched you in the face, I would kiss it better.”
Happy new year, Tumblr! Hope it’s not meretricious ;) I made this late at night so it might not be funny now, but I dunno– I think the world might actually be a better place with Mrs. Hudson ruling it.
“You are a man, and good at it… but I think you’d be even better at being my man.”
“I heard you have a mouth like a crimson wound. Shall I kiss it better for you?â€
Hey all! Sorry I haven’t posted the last couple of days. It was my birthday weekend so I was either too busy or too drunk to get online.LOOK WHAT’S HERE THOUGH!!!!!!! Made my birthday so much better! :D
Pro Tip: If you wake up on Saturday morning in a strange house and discover that the man you went home drunk with last night is better than most of the guys you pick up sober, make sure to mkae it known that you will “put out” again before
royal–rosie: Finally, after a few months of saving this in my files, I picked it up again and it’s done! I wish I could have done a better background for this, but it turned out so well I just wanted to finish it. I fell in love with my marker
buy1get1freeuse: Not much feels better in this world than picking up some chick on your way home and taking your bad day out on her. There’s something about a rage-fueled fuck with a total stranger that just makes it feel that much better.
luvs2duit: Honey, I have an idea how to make your day at the office better! undressingmsjane: It has been way too long since I got to fuck you at the office… Remember? Picking you up and laying you down, spread-eagle on my conference table… standing
hobanwashburnes: #neo’s running his grocery list in his head #oh i have to buy eggs #and milk #have to pick up my laundry too damn #oh crap forgot i burned my hand yesterday cooking omelettes #better keep it safe behind my back #…… did i
Anybody else actually happy to play this game when it comes out? ์ went into this game, better be worth it! I ain’t gonna wake up early to pick it up and play it before school for nothing! I know this game was a gift to my dad but now I want it.
imjerknoneout2: execbimbotrainer: I dop my pencil a lot…. You better get used to picking it up! Your doing it right!
aforkinchastity-male-denial: Take it or leave it? Male chastity captions at aforkinchastity-male-denial.tumblr.com Female orgasm denial captions at aforkinchastity.blogspot.co.uk When you come me to a fork in the road, you better pick it up
RE Revelations 1 was Ŭ.99 on the Nintendo eShop today. Great game, better on other consoles, but I wanted it on handheld again. I got past the Comm. Officer boss when I had a physical copy and never picked it back up. Since my love of horror imagery
And it will likley require an operation to reconstruct the tendon :( waiting games to find out for sure. Good news/bad news: if it is repirable by surgery than i should recover a lot better this time and gain more of my hand stregth and dexterity back
I dont know what’s wrong with me. I swear if i picked up a flu on the tail end of my cold imma stab someone with a dildo. All the coughing has set off a migraine though. So as tenatious as i was hoping to be this week, I’ve got to rest and
kimwexler:Better Call Saul 3x02 “Witness,” in which Jimmy is the worst spy imaginable
Jagaaaaaan 29 REUPLOADED. Got some tech support and managed to change the embed settings to make it better for mobile and page order. Let us know if this is better.Here we go with the new series we’ve picked up! Translated and typeset by: HyakaIf you
Spiderverse legit reminded me why i want to do art for the rest of my life. I cant wait to buy this movie. Ive never said that about any movie. I want to own it and display it and pick it apart frame by frame and buy the art book and hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
doritosandkilos710: Picked up some white rhino, really dense and really smelly nugs. Can’t wait to roll it up into a joint and smoke it. (also, I think I should get a better macro lens) My fav!
psilocibina: sm0keblunts: i need a bird to fly to the atm & do this for me because i’m too lazy to leave the house it would be better if he could fly to my dealers house and pick me up a dimebag with that ฤ
palesexuality: why aren’t there friend pick up lines pick up lines to make friends like “hey thats a cute dress you know where it would look better? on nobody else because you’re a beautiful individual”
jelloapocalypse: These bother me sometimes. We all start as literal useless babies. No one gets a magic ticket that makes them better at anything. If someone says they “never practice” it’s probably because they like doing the skill and see it
soft-stoned:One of the most addictive things about getting fatter is just being so soft and doughy and heavy. There’s nothing better than laying in bed or sitting down and just,,,, kneading your tummy. Or picking it up and plopping it on your thighs
thisisorange: POKEDDEXY Day 15 - Psychic type Looks like Spoink is having fun! It’d better be fun because if it stops bouncing, it dies. Yeah, this one I’m not making up. Had to pick an easier to draw Pokemon since I was saving up my stamina tonight
sonicthehedgeho: This scene gets a lot better when you learn that it was improvised. They were supposed to share a long hug, but as Shrek picked Shadow up, he realized the characters just wouldn’t be fulfilled unless they demonstrated their love for
askbubblepop: mlpartconfessions: To me, nothing’s better than sending a little love without a name. To see it pick someone up from the dumps or just bring a smile to their face when they weren’t expecting it…it’s the best feeling. <3 -Submitted
sketchy-replies:Silly Feint, dropping some nondescript item slightly offscreen, better pick it up!Dohoho~ ;3
st0neymal0neyxo:All I wanna wear around my man when he’s trying to work 😌 Only work to do, would be on your desires.
jora-bora: Sketch Commissions from today’s Sketch commission stream!Done for Darkarri, @hamilton4, and @jsxenom in that order.Someone better pick up that phone too, because I f*cking called it.
keepcalmandbespooky: bloodandroses: davytron: Ah Romey. Hopefully a major news outlet picks this up. They fucking better! I doubt it. :( They def. should though! It’s a handkerchief y'all
jonsei93 replied to your post: hmmm, the Steven Universe page on Cart… Please don’t tell me they cancelled it… bloodbenderamon replied to your post: hmmm, the Steven Universe page on Cart… s2g if they canceled it… Well, thinking
Doing better today since putting Sam down. Work was tough at first, but playing with a bulldog who was waiting for her owner to pick her up helped. I can’t help it when it comes their wrinkles. I mean c'mon… LOOK AT THAT FACE!
kassidyquinn: And when I see you, I really see you upside down, but my brain knows better, it picks you up and turns you around
exposed-became-my-darker-side: Airline lost my luggage, so I picked her up at the carousel instead. It’s been a better vacation than I expected!
eli-sin-g: sin-me-the-fuck-up: @eli-sin-g i did it!! im actually really mad bc this is so much better irl but my crap camera cant pick it up im sorry!!! OHMIGOSH THEY’RE SO CUTE OMGGGGG <3 <3 AAAAAA XD
keepinitinthefamily: Ugh! Right there Uncle! Your cock feels amazing! I’m glad you picked me up from cheer practice today! I started off saying no but the longer you raped me the better it felt! More Uncle! Fuck me harder! 💋Little Whore💋
superiorblackdommes: “Pack it in real deep, white. If that’s the best you can do, pick up your shit and get the fuck out of My house and don’t come………ahhhhh that’s better……MUCH better!
bettering-daddyself:Surprised her with a bedtime outfit when she was came out of the tub. It was fun picking out her clothes… might continue the habit of dressing her up for beddy! :p
adeadlydame: Getting this present in the mail was the perfect pick-me-up after the stressful week I had. It’s so cute 😊 Better photos will be taken asap ❤️
saccharinesylph: elasticpoodle: happyamporafamily: baby’s first bee sting OH NONONO DON’T CRY BABY COME HERE I CAN MAKE IT BETTER Where is Biclopapa to pick him up NOOOO
alltime-boner: palesexuality: why aren’t there friend pick up lines pick up lines to make friends like “hey thats a cute dress you know where it would look better? on nobody else because you’re a beautiful individual” i would friend
thumperkid15: The agony of defeat. You feel like it is the end of everything. Yet the ones that picks themselves up, are already in a better position than the ones who stay down and sulk. *I don’t own any of these photos, just the editing.
scker4str8: Sergeant Cox looked up at the remaining 6 soldiers in line and knew he’d better pick up the pace if he was gonna be able to satisfy all of their young, dumb cocks before TAPS… It keeps them relaxed and focused, and it is his duty to build
why aren’t there friend pick up lines pick up lines to make friends like “hey thats a cute dress you know where it would look better? on nobody else because you’re a beautiful individual”
allthingsgirlyy: I thought that this was going to turn out much better than it did, but my camera just didn’t pick up the glitter very well. :/ Anyways, I’m going to re-do this one, once I get the same kind of glitter that she has in the photo, then
I got a flu shot today and got a mini fever from it and I just crashed in bed for a couple hours when I got home and that update just picked me up like almost 100% I love Caliborn sobs he makes me feel so much better
r/w/by manga looks nice and seems like is being written much better w/ team interaction, but if theres only more significant wr/bb interaction then i really cant be bothered to pick it up again lol
